where the magic happens.

la poem de mattress

It ain't no bed of roses

we've heard that phrase before.

A mattress decomposes

in a thousand years or more.

Back in our warehouse

we deconstruct the beds,

that aren't fit for children

to sleep or lay their heads.

There are things within a mattress

like metal, foam, and wood.

All of these can be recycled

for the planet's greater good.

From sixty mattresses in one day

that we broke down and paired,

thirteen hundred cubic feet

of landfill space was spared.

On that old bed of yours

too many nights you've laid.

Donate it to The Mustard Seed

where the real magic's made.

Lo Lesson #5: Its always a good idea to write a cheesy poem. Not only will you find it easier to free-style in your next rap battle but you will also get your point across in an interesting way. A poem can make almost any situation more fun if you obey the following rules:

-Do not quit your job by writing your boss a poem.

-Do not write "Exams are no fun. BAM, I'm done" on your mid-term.

-Do not write obscene poems on bathroom stalls...its just weird.

-Do not get offended when your cat doesn't respond to your poetry.

-Do not get offended when people don't respond to your cat poetry.

Well here is one last hoorah before I go:

This blog was random-its true

but if you donate your mattress

we have a present for you!

A gift so unique,

you can't buy it in stores

I will write you a poem

that you may call yours!

Don't like my skills? We'll still take your old mattress!